Groundhog day. If there was another day that perfectly surmised the '08-'09 Avs season I don't know what is:
I am living the same day over and over again. Every other day I wake up, excited for an Avalanche game, only to be crushed by the immense weight of suckiness day after day. See no matter what I see I see the same mistakes made every single day. Yet everyone else seems unaware of the time warp that keeps happening. I spent the better part of the season watching every game waiting for the Avs to break out of that slump so we can all finally get on with our lives, but alas I wake up tomorrow. Sonny and Cher is on the radio and I have to live the exact same day again and again.
I think I've finally gotten to this point now where I step in front of the bus, jump from a window, and just generally dismember myself, and the result is that I wake up the next morning and the Avs are exactly the same.
At least I know I will be coming to the part where I just don't care soon: